journal . Ben Sommer


May 26, 2003

Behold the bling bling

My Badge of Legit Industry Cred arrived by email today from the Washington Area Music Association. It is the UPC bar code for Super Brain. I looked into buying directly from the UPC a manufacturer's umbrella-type license to make bar codes but they charge $800 for it - and I'm never gonna have the 10,000 different products to sell that would make an investment like that worthwhile. So, as it is now, my bar code will make any cash register think that my CD was manufactured by the WAMA. Big deal. Since I'll be selling it online, it didn't really need one anyway. But here it is, in all its bling bling glory:

May 5, 2003

Sumerian Proletarian

This is a great piece of screwball, socialist science-freakiness. Iraq is the Ottoman backwater formerly known as Mesopotamia, the southern component of which was the kingdom of Sumeria, with its Ziggurats (remember? from junior high?) and the Royal Tombs of Ur. The 'wise and merciful' Hammurabi was king up north in Babylon - where Baghdad is today. That a king like Hammurabi could be singled out for his progressiveness simply points up the fact that 2000 b.c. was measurable nearer than we are to the stone age. For most offenses, his laws were simple enough - pick-pocketing: death, poor crafstmanship: death, deceiving a barber: death. Only a few punishments exhibited anything more subtle than this. Though they lived in harsh times, so the rationale goes, at least the Sumerians knew where they stood, whereas the Babylonians, Assyrians, et al. still suffered the vicissitudes of life without any consistent laws.

'Proletarian' derives from a Latin word, and basically means one 'viewed as contributing to the state only through having children'. Fantastic. Lest we forget what a bloody idiot's playground were the great socialist states of the 20th century, I think that definition should remind us well. I am reminded of it every day by the Section 8 slums next door - the parking lot full on a weekday, screaming, hitting, and new babies every spring - all on my tax dime. Fantastic.

This is the 11th song for Right Wing Fiend. I named it so because I was after the Greek Chorus, 1st person plural kind of chant vibe. The tune is 4 chords: B minor, F# minor over A, G major, F# major. It repeats onstinato, a la Pachelbel's canon, but with weird organs, ouds, and duduks. Here's the lyric:

Sumerian Proletarian

we are the gods
people are the gods
we are the people
so we are the gods
never eat the yak
the yak is our brother
never eat your brother
never eat the yak
never beat the camel
the camel is our sister
never beat your sister
never beat the camel
we are the gods
people are the gods
we are the people
so we are the gods

May 2, 2003

I Don't Like Kittens

Ya'll remember from my very 2nd entry here last year, the kittens I rescued from underneath the deck? Well, I finally trapped their mother: a black beauty we've named 'Moonie'. She is buck-wild and feral, and had a belly full of kittens cookin' in the oven. The vet neutered her and aborted the pregnancies. I feel awful about it, though it was unquestionably the right thing to do. But life ended in such a way is a tragedy every time. When Rhonda asked the Vet if Moonie was pregnant, he said 'Oh, yes'. That set us to wondering how the problem is actually handled. The kittens must be writhing in her belly at mid-term. Did he administer some lethal anasthesia to them once he had removed the uterus? or just toss them in the waste bin? Does this sound macabre? Too bad. This is life, and it has many horrible moments. Rhonda wants to find out how many there were, and light a candle for each one, according to Jewish custom.

Wow, is abortion a horrible thing. Nine times out of ten that I hear a pro-choice partisan argue this issue, their ideology is so stiff that they can't admit what a tragedy abortion is. Its as though abortion as a birth control method is a right more sacrosanct than life. Politically, this may be so, but to refuse to recognize moral ambivelance - and refusal to feel any anguish - disgusts me. And after dealing with these feral cat colonies, whose existence are the sole responsibility of ignorant pet owners everywhere, I feel that human abortion is - even apart from the moral/religious issues involved - totally unnecessary. 10 Million kittens and cats are killed in shelters every year because no one wants them. Not a single human baby in this country is killed for the same reason - though if it is its a first-class crime. This is why I DON'T LIKE KITTENS. They aren't cute. They wear an invisible, scarlet K on their foreheads, and over half of them are marked for the crematorium. Macabre? Too bad. If you don't like it, do something about it.